The Danish Air Force Compensates Santa for Killing Rudolf

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa. He just lives in Denmark. Well, it's kinda close to the North Pole. I thought he had eight of them plus Rudolph instead of just two, though. Maybe Danish environmental laws have caused him to cut back. Apparently, this is big international news:

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Yahoo
USA Today

...and countless others.