Has Anyone Seen My Kids?

I saw this strange creature today:



It told me, "Boogeley! Boogeley! Boogeley! I am the hair monster and I have your daughter! Give me twenty bucks and I'll let her go!" Then I heard my daughter cry for help, "Help me! Help me!"

Then I saw this:



He said only, "I'm a dude."

Thank goodness!

I've been laughing all evening.