Farmin' Convention

We ate in Morganton on the way back from Asheville last night. Afterward, my wife speculated on the convention the waitress had told us about. The waitress had told us that we came at a good time. There had been some sort of convention in town and the restaurant had just recovered from the rush of people from the convention.

Lois mentioned that she couldn't imagine so many fire fighters in one place. That's not what I heard. I said, "I thought she said it was convention of farmers?"

Lois responded, "No! She said it was a 'fireman convention'!"

We about threw up we laughed so hard.